Why aren’t you getting married, you asked
Mary-Rose is younger and married, you stated
You aren’t getting any younger, you nagged
Is there something wrong with you, you scolded
At least get me a grandchild then, you cried
Then I got tired
I got tired of your nag nag,
I got tired of your blah blah,
I got tired of your nip nip,
So I got you a grandson
Hoping you’d leave me be now

Where is the father, you asked
Jane’s baby-daddy married her, you stated
When is yours going to marry you, you nagged
All our friends are looking at us funny, you scolded
You are shaming us, you cried
Then I got tired
I got tired of your nag nag,
I got tired of your blah blah,
I got tired of your nip nip,
So I got you a daddy for your grandson
Hoping you’d leave me be now

How did she end up with him, they asked
He has another woman and kids, they stated
He is hardly home, we hear, they nagged
He is a jobless womanizing drunk, they scolded
Poor thing is infected too, they cried
Then I got tired
I got tired of your nag nag,
I got tired of your blah blah,
I got tired of your nip nip,
So I’ve left you with your new son and grandson
You will leave me be now